Jokes of the day, 26 OCT 2007

Hi guys and gals, i found this jokes is quite farnee. Do take a look. =)


Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

Interview With A General

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your post?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers !

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one ... are you?

Cultured Men

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".

Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

~~~The End~~~

趕羚羊 草枝擺 (subjected to previous post)

This is the Original version of the song appear in my previous video that i post. =) i really cant imagine there is a song in this world.hahaha.... F***king farnee. lolz

齐天大圣 Complementary Video subjected to MoonCake festival

Enjoy the show!! its was damn farnee. I use the words damn cos it really super duper farnee. lolz... watch it and u will know it. =)

NTU Student survey

Hey guys.... take a look at this.This is really super duper farnee...lolz.. the lecturer is too open le.. i worship him. =P

Moon Cake Festival & Birthday Celebration

Today was an hectic day for me. Finally 1 term paper and 1 project is down. I could at least a deep breathe but not for long. =) Anyway, what i wanna talk more is regarding the topic above. That is the main issue of the night. hip hip hooray!! It was the Moon Cake Festival plus we celebrating "cuttie Tiang and Lovely Jia hooi" birthday.

around as some live at other places and some have went back to hongkong. They are,Penghulu Wong(ah loon), Li Juan jie, cute and caring Mandy, sweet and pretty Fiona mui mui, Kelvin, carter, winnie, hebe and Chan Yi Hong. First of all, the gathering was said to start at 10 but asian ppl has their culture ...i dun wanna say it out as i am an asian which live with the culture too ... =) Everyone was enjoying the moon cake and seeing the biggest and roundest Moon in 9 yrs( dunno who the F*** said that) lol .... it dun seemIt was a very fun night where our PGP family once again gather together. The laughters and jokes etc, made the night turn out to be a wonderful and memorable day in my life indeed. I wish i could have those laughter and gathering more often as i feel that, with the present of them, i feel lively and cheering. Ofcos, i cant miss out our PGP family members which are not to have any different for me tho.. haha.... Unfortunately, some turn up late didnt manage to see the moon due to the hazzy weather. Let me recall who attend the gathering,hmm...... allright i start with Me, Ben, Yolanda, Khim Nyang, Jee huey, Kah Yick, Chin Yun, Hooi Ying, Ci qian, Jia Hooi, Min Sin, Ken Loong, Tiang, Kelvin, Hui Fen, Jenfi, Khimpy, Michael (freshy), Andrew (freshy), Aveline (freshy), Keryun, Ching Mien, Huey Jing, Yi Fang, Ken(uk sep student), Kris ( ken fren) and Wei Leen. Hopefully i didnt miss out anyone. hee.... if so i will add in in future.

Soon after we have enjoy eating the parmelo and moon cake, birthday celebration is coming up next. We light up the candles and sing happy birhtday songs (different version) to jia hooi then tiang. That was really amazing as seldom u can have chances of receiving so many different kinds of birthday songs. What come next ? guys and gals, u can nvr expected what is next ....that was both the birthday ppl have to bite the candle and pull it out at the same time. lolz.... that was really great. Apparently, that was not the "fun" of tonight, throwing of birthday boy in to the fountain is the next. One by one, all the guys was thrown in to the fountain. hahaha.... except me, chin yun and jenfi. hahaha... The man who need lots of manpower to threw him down the fountain was the man of the night. hahaha...That is our dearest Ben. lol....he will nvr expect the day in the fountain come true that early for him. On the same night, we have taken lots of super duper funny pics.

Say Cheese!!! Spot the idiot. hahahaha

Pamelo cutter. lolz..

"Its the time for story and joke" said kah yick.

Two duckling kissing on the candles...so sweet. hee....
"It was great", said tiang.
"It was fun", said jia hooi.

Acting cute session. hahaha...

" It was heavy but i enjoy touching the ass" guess who? hahaha..

I feel so cold. Who come next to accompany me? nye nye nye.

Whose hand is that?
"the ass is so soft and spankabilty" said Mr. Unknown.

"I never thought that i will be thrown but its was fun" said ben.

"That is what i always did while teaching him how to swim." said ben lolzzz.....

It was fun. Can someone throw me in again. pls... =)



The Best Couple Of the Night

PGP Beauty Contest Top Finalist

It was great having boobs. hahahahaha

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Top poses of the Night

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Family gathering photo

No doubt, i would say the night filled with laughter and gathering is marvelous. I really dunno how to describe those feeling, maybe i would use the words "Fantastic". I can see that everyone is enjoying and having fun. I wish this will continued from generation to generation hahaha. ^_^