Distress Time

Hey everyone, take a look at the joke below. i just wanna share some ultimate joke with u all which i personally feel that its super duper funny indeed. I really cant stop laughing after reading it. I do hope that it can bring you some or in fact unstoppable laughter which can help in distress especially during this exam period. =)

Have fun reading it. ^_^



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO!!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary sch ool for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching! " Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.



p/s: remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.

Credit to My ex-colleagues , ling ling, june june and betty kai ma.

All the best in your exam and Best of Luck.

Teaching Japanese women to speak English when being robbed

This is another clip that i like to show with u all. Do watch it when u free or tense. =) i found this video is damn retarded. But it can bring lots of laughter as well. lolz.. I post this video also becos its play a part in maintaining my motto. have fun and enjoy. this might be the last video before exam.

GD LUCK & ALL THE BEST FOR UR EXAM EVERYONE.

*CHEERS*

My current Idol.... LOL

Title: Hokkien Song #1

This clip is super. When i said super mean that its really beyond my imagination. lol. She (he) is the most courageous person of the season encompasses with multitude of despo, high sexual desire and full of shit.hahaha.. Overall i think she did well in bringing laughter to everyone. With that, i salute her. I cant stop laughing when watching this clip. However for those who dunno hokkien, maybe u can ask ur fren to translate altho its a bit "yellow" or rather V V "yelow" =P

Special thank to Lee Nut for showing me this clip. lolzz

Enjoy the laughter =)

Title : Hahaha

The baby is too cute. You will surely laugh when u check it out. lolz.. Hope this will help to destress those that are tense during the exam period. =)

This video is credited to SyeYin.


Cheers everyone. ^_^

"cold joke" for Exam De-stress

齐天大圣_01Oct06,
Here come another nice clip. haha.. i cant stand the "cold" joke. take a look and enjoy the cold joke as well as some super duper farnee scene. lolzz....