dick lee sings We Are Singapore! cool version..

Wow...Can you imagine Dick Lee sing this kind of vulgar song? this is really out of my expectation. I was stunned tho. Overall, he is such a genious singing this kind of song which can bright up ppl days and cheer student like us during exam period. whahaha.. Let sit down and listen to what he sing. hahaha.. Go Go Go.. =)

War of the Semester Has Just Begin

Finally one module is down. Yet still have 4 more to go... sob sob.. Today i have my first paper,"Construction Econs". It was an open bk exam but trust me, open bk could turn out to be worse than than closed bk exam. Overall, i think it still allright as i did study for it. Once i walk out of the exam hall, i heard friends burst out laughing and i wonder is that paper so easy as what i predict from my expression? For me, i dun think it's very easy tho. Once i approached them, then only i know the fact that they couldnt finish the paper and some struggled in the calculation part. Although, that not really a very good sign but for me it make me feel relief indeed. lol .. One thing have to bear it in mind is that ppl nvr say the truth even they did well in the exam but so what. As long as what they said really make me feel gd. Feeling great is what really concern me.

Me and my buddie was busy studying at my faculty but in fact we didnt really studied. We spent most of our time looking for resources and organised our material well in order to make our studies more effective. haha.. I wonder this should be done earlier and yet we repeat the same thing again throughout our uni life. haha.. that is ridiculous but frankly speaking that is our true self. Although this is not a gd practice but at least i can assure that we are enjoying our uni life more than others and putting ourself in a more relax and comfortable situation.

Today, i received a very fabulous message from my so called "ah gong", wei leen. Just feel like sharing with you all and have some laugh. =) Here it goes,

During exam period, my brain only consists of 2 parts,

the left and the right.

On the left there is nothing right,

and on the right there is nothing left.

haha...dont u think it could help release some stress while u read the msg?

War of the semester just begin for me. Likewise, still have 4 to go hence i think i shall end here and start my revision and get prepare for the up coming attack!!! Just hope the exam wont Back dooring!! Otherwise my back side will be kena colonised. =(

All the best my dearest frens and buddies. *_*

A Delightful Weekend

Weekend, meaning i will have my first paper in 2 days time. I always found myself driven away from what a normal blogger would do but what can i do, that's me. Anyway, i should write something which is relevant to myself instead of keep posting jokes and funny video haha..

With the song coming from nowhere, i trace for the song and i realised it was my hand phone whereby i set an alarm last night. The clock strike 9but after sometimes i fell back to the bed again. I feel very tired recently maybe because i didn't sleep well and have some nightmare pestering around past few days. In the second call, I'm fully awake and quickly get myself prepared to rocks study room. Although i don't find myself very productive today but i did study according to my programme for today.

Time flew so quickly that the clock hit 5pm. In between, i did take an eyes break of 30 mins. A few min later, i received a msg saying tonight will have some basketball gathering. What suddenly appear in my mind was "wow.. that was great!!" A moment later, i feel very gloomy maybe due to exam stress or etc. I told myself, " soon lai ah soon lai, u have ur motto to live on.. why feel so gloomy?.. sit upright and be urself!". I really almost forgotten i have my motto to bring me back to lively and hence my mood back to happy once again. After a massive sweat, i feel so light and energetic. Hope this will be the day motivate me to study to my max and enjoy after exam. ^_^

Exam, exam and exam. I have no doubt that most of them are busy mugging. Everyone went trough this stage lots of times. Sometimes i really thought of how come "exam" couldnt get rid of my life. Why i cant live without exam?.. Hmm.. that is life. Not everyone are born to be the same. =) But have to appreciate our life. Live with full of joy and happiness.

So pretty and handsome,
study soft but not hard,
answer intelligently but not by force,
trust urself and not to look down on urself,
Lastly, be confident and walk out of the exam hall
with a smile which brighten up everyone day.

I hereby wish you all good luck and all the best in your exam.

May everyone get flying colour and smile always.

My Friends Kawanku - 我的朋友 (麻坡的華語麻坡 part II)

Yo handsome and pretty, just wanna share a gd video with u all. hohoho.. This video is really very fascinating and marvelous. I only have 2 words for the author "well done".

THIS IS WHAT I CALL RAP. HAHAHAHA..... Enjoy

This video was introduced by my bro tiangy.

Destress Part 3, "Premium Joke"

There was once an Chinese man called Ah Beng who was involved in a terrible car accident. In the hospital, when he gained his consciousness, he called out for the nurse to know what had happened to him.

"I'm very sorry, sir, but you had involved in a very bad car crash".
"Car crash! Tiu!! My Marcelly (aka Mercedes ) ! My Marcelly! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries. You've lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it", she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex piu leh!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition and all your family are here to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them.

"Wife, are you here?"

"I am here husband, and I will never leave you"

"Son, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I will never leave you"

"Daughter, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well," said Ah Beng thoughtfully, "if all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP? !!! TIU NIA SENG !!!"

Let laugh out loud together and release some pre exam stress. hahaa..frankly speaking, i burst out laughing non stop when i first read this.hahaha..

This joke is credited to my 3rd sister.

Carrot, Egg or Oolong tea...

Although this is lengthy to read, it's worthwhile the time spent on it and spare your time for this good story!! After that you will never look at a cup of Oolong tea the same way again. ^_^

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and howthings were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to makeit and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. Itseemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with waterand placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In thefirst she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in thelast she placed Oolong tea. She let them sit and boil; without saying aword.In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished thecarrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out andplaced them in a bowl.

Then she ladled the Oolong out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to herdaughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see.""Carrots, eggs, and Oolong tea," she replied.

"Carrots, eggs, and Oolong tea," she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. Shedid and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughterto take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observedthe hard boiled egg.

Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the Oolong. The daughtersmiled as she tasted its rich aroma The daughter then asked, "What doesit mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the sameadversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went instrong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to theboiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile.Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but aftersitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. TheOolong tea was unique, however. After they were in the boiling water ,they had changed the water color and taste.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on yourdoor, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a Oolong tea?

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but withpain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with theheat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, afinancial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened andtiff?Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and toughwith a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the Oolong tea? The tea actually changes the hot water,the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, itreleases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the tea, when thingsare at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you.When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do youelevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity?

Are youa carrot, an egg or a Oolong tea?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to makeyou strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make youhappy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Thebrightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't goforward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you wassmiling.

Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

May we all be OOLONG TEA !!!!!!!!!

This story is specially credited to my 2nd sister.

Joke of the month, WHY ENGLISH?

Why Dr. Mahathir insisted on using English for math and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa,especially in school.

See example below.

hardware = barangkeras

software = baranglembut

joystick = batang gembira

plug and play = cucuk dan main

port = lubang

server = pelayan

client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH : That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client

Now in BAHASA: Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

>> Now You Know.......<<

credited to my 2nd sis

Destress Time Part 2 !!!

Onions & Xmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, thereare three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. I

n her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50,they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife anddaughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes throughthree phases.

In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."


DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.



The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird."



The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."



So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the
beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.



She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.

Although the joke a bit yellow but somehow i think those who see viewing this blog is consider old enough le.. haha.. Enjoy everyone.. ^_^

Destress time!!!

Hi everyone, recently i found some nice chinese joke and would like to share with u all. Hope u guys and gurls enjoy it. Have fun.. "P/S: For those who cant read chinese, u can convert the chinese text to han yu pi yin with MS word. With that i think it should not be a problem understanding the joke"haha

Here it goes.............................

非洲土人

有一天，一个非洲土人去美国看电影，买了票之后，走进电影院，可是过了一会，
又气呼呼走出来买了一张票，再走进电影院，售票小姐觉得很奇怪，可是还是卖给
他，结果过了一分钟，又见那个土人抓狂地走向售票口，再买了一张票。

这次售票小姐就问他说： "你秀逗了，不是已经买了票了吗？干吗还要再买啊？ "

土人很生气的说"我怎么知道，每次我走进电影院 ,就有一个小姐把我的票撕掉 "


成績單

有一天，小強收到成績單，
老師要他把成績單拿給家長看，
隔日到校，老師問小強：「你爸爸看了怎麼說？」
小強：「髒話要算嗎？」
老師：「廢話！當然不算！」
小強：「那他什麼都沒說...」


寫信

精神病院中，有個病患在寫信，護士好奇的問：
「ㄟ～寫信呀？寫給誰的啊？」
「寫給我自己啊。」
「那你寫些什麼呢？」
「哇咧，」病人叫說
「你神精病啊？！我還沒收到怎麼知道 」


洗衣店

老張和老李說“老陳的洗衣店快要開張了耶﹗我們要送什么好呢﹖”

老李說“我們送個匾額好了﹗”

老張﹕“上面要寫什么好呢﹖”

老李﹕“就寫<還我清白>﹗


男人四貨

二十歲的男人是期貨﹐
三十歲的男人是搶手貨﹐
四十歲的男人是現貨﹐
五十歲的男人是跳樓貨.

>>>>>>A Day without Laughter Is A Day Wasted<<<<<<<<

CNY picture 2007

This post is continue from the previous one. As what i had promised you all that i will post more pics for u all to see. Here it goes and enjoy.. ... =P

CNY 2007

Brunei F4: Ah Yee, Ah Ting, Me & Ah Cherng

They are my dearest buddies since my childhood. hohoho

Brunei F4 acting cute .. Beside me, they all look cute and handsome rite? Grab ur chance as some of them still at greenlight. Tell me and i will provide you all with more information. =P

Brokeback Mountain 2007!!!

This is one of the crazy thing that i always do with my buddies.haha..

This is my dearest Hime, teresa, surrounded by 2 bugger... hahaha..

Stay tune for more pictures yet to come. The up coming pics will be the DND pics.. etc..

AKAN DATANG!!!

Joke of the day!!! 2nd April 07

Woman Vs Man

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. :)

This joke is mean for all the guys to have a good laugh and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

P/S: This joke is credited to my buddies edward

My blog back To Alive !!!

yo yo yo pretty and handsome, finally i'm back to blogging again. wow.. really such a long time since 5 month back. Anyway, cut the crap and make it short. Let me show u all some pics taken for the yr 2007 till now. Have fun and feel free to give comments if u feel like it. i'm always more than willing to accept comment to improve my blog. hahaha.. Here it goes.........................

Nowdays, kid are smart!!! 3 yrs old kid(nephew) Mastering in Handphone.

Do i look cool?

Front row: Sze yun, lee ping & Bao gf

Second row: Sy bro, Bro bao, Bro Y.soon & Me

My ex colleague sitting on the right is my kai ma(betty) and the other 2 gurls sitting are my dear sister june june (middle) and ah ling (left). Beside me is darren.

Michael (just get to know him from my kai ma), Me, June June and my cute & fashionable Kai ma

I think thats all for this post as i cant figure out why i keep encounter the problem of Http 500 internal server error. This cause me unable to further upload more photo in this post. With that, i will promise to post the rest in the up coming blog. Stay tune everyone. =)

From here i wish everyone have a nice weekend and let defeat monday blue and make it as colourful as possible.

All the Best in the up coming exam & Give your best shot on it!!!